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Vajpayee and Musharraf meet up in Islamabad for
talks on nuclear arms.
When Vajpayee sits down he notices Musharraf 's
chair has three buttons on
the
armrest. They begin talking but after 5 minutes
Musharraf presses a button
and a boxing gloves pops out of Vajpayee chair and
bashes him on his face.
Vajpayee, barely believing it, carries on talking
but after another few
minutes
Musharraf presses a second button and out comes a
large boot and
kicks him in the butt. Vajpayee is kicked off but
still remains outwardly
calm. They resume the talk, but after 5 minutes
Musharraf presses the final
button, and from under the table another boxing
glove hits Vajpayee. The
Indian PM is
really fed up by it now and stands up to leave.
"'We'll continue this talk
next
week in the New Delhi" says the Prime Minister.
Musharraf, choking from
laughing,
is too proud to say no, so The appointment stands.
A week later Vajpayee receives Musharraf in the
Prime Minister's Office,
and as Musharraf sits down, he sees three buttons
in the arm-rest of
Vajpayees chair. As the 20 min meeting goes on,
Musharraf sees Vajpayee
press the first button, and ducks really fast, but
nothing seems to happen.
This doesn't stop Vajpayee from laughing...really
loudly.
After this, Indian PM continues where he left off,
until he presses another
button.
Musharraf reacts really quickly, and jumps
up.Absolutely nothing happens,
and this time Vajpayee falls out of his chair
laughing. Musharraf doesn't
get it -
what the hell is happening here? But he hasn't been
harmed yet, so he sits
down
again to talk further. After a few minutes Indian
PM presses the final
button.
This time, Musharraf stays sitting, but Vajpayee
isn't, he's rolling on the
floor,
doubled up from laughing. Musharraf is really
annoyed by now, so he stands
up from his
chair and shouts: "I've had enough of this, I'm
going back to Pakistan "
Vajpayee: (Through tears of laughter from the
floor) -
" PAKISTAN?? WHAT PAKISTAN??? DO YOU THINK IT'S
STILL THERE??"